Crazy Golf Gifts

Knight Golfing

Care in the Community Golf

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'The nap is left to right just short of the fairy castle.'

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

God in the bunker.

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

The Masters.

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

Hole in forty-seven.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Miniature Golf.

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

A superhero rides an invisible golf cart.

'Have I told you that sometimes I become furious, that I've got a previous conviction for bodily harm and that I hate to lose?'

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

Neanderthal Golf.

'No we do not supply caddies.'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

Golfing Accident

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

A ball's best case scenario.

"I can't believe J.B. has a caddy for miniature golf!"

Practical Yolkers.

'Man, talk about an elevated green!'

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty

"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."

Love This Game.