Fantasy Golf Adventurer Gifts

A ball's best case scenario.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Hugh fans!"

Time Machine Collision

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Playground Pipe Dreams

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Sleeping Beauty.

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Witch dice.

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

'You know how you've always wanted to go on a balloon safari..?'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"In the land of toast the butter is spread very thin."

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

Small laughing space creatures.

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Santa Claus

'After the tour feel free to roam and pillage.'

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

Setting a Trap for the Reaper

It was a perfect jump, but unfortunately straight into a time hole.

Robot in Oz.