Adventure Golfer Gifts

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

"One More Swing."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Zeus's Caddy

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Clam Spearing

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Husband and wife

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Golf cart in the hospital.

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

Miniature Golf.

'Putter'.

Golfing Eskimo: 'Now cut that out!'

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

'Let's not mention this to the fellas at the office, okay, Hal?'

Too many beers at lunch?

King of the Swingers.

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

'You must address the ball properly first.'

Golf Crime Scene.

'When I advised you to shift your weight, I didn't mean all of it!

"My kind of course."

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

Man golfing in water hazard with shark.

Fish to man aiming at him: 'Ok, Melvin ... I'm coming out ... re-e-eal slow-like. Just don't do anything stupid.'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."