Adventure Golfer Prints

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

"One More Swing."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Zeus's Caddy

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

Clam Spearing

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Husband and wife

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Golf cart in the hospital.

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

Miniature Golf.

Golfing Eskimo: 'Now cut that out!'

'Putter'.

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

'Let's not mention this to the fellas at the office, okay, Hal?'

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

',,,the ball is sitting right here on a stick'

My digital assistant device hears things in my house and then targeted ads are sent to me, but it seems like there are still some bugs in the system. I can explain it, Frank, you're always talking about golf. The device hears "tee" and get ads for "tea." When the golf pros are on TV I get ads for cars and pet shopts. That's because the device repeatedly hears "long drive" and "birdie." Then when I talk about my playing golf, I get ads for knives and fishing equipment. Of course! The devi

Golf Crime Scene.

Too many beers at lunch?

King of the Swingers.

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

'When I advised you to shift your weight, I didn't mean all of it!

'You must address the ball properly first.'

"My kind of course."

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.