Space Adventure Golfer Gifts

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Rocket and Witch Race

An early space launch attempt.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Mars Poppins

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Elevator Music

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Rocket.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Christmas TV...

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

"I feel all tingly."

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"When are you going to realize you're not the only being in the universe?"

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

"Are we there yet?"

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

'NASA is never going to believe this!'