Interstellar Golfer Gifts

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

Angel Golf

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

Alien hits golf balls off space ship into the moon's craters.

"We're looking for water aren't we?"

God plays golf

'Sudden death?'

Astronaut Tetherball

I've been all over the galaxy, and they have the strangest economic system I've ever seen!

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

Using Science In Fashion Design

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'We don't know what went wrong yet, but just sit tight...we're working on it.'

Golfers' Heaven

'Yeah! Let's see LeBron James do THAT!'

At first he thought he had died and gone to heaven.

The 19th hole

Golf on the moon

Golf Sale

UFO Golf Ball Mishap

Golfer going through customs

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

How to tell you're playing a low budget golf course.

Golfing Gods.