Galactic Golfers Gifts

"At first we didn't have a clue what to do with them."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.

An astronaut attempting to knock out an alien

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

Angel Golf

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

Alien hits golf balls off space ship into the moon's craters.

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

Bowling ball earth

Just married.

'Do you mind if I play through?'

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

A superhero rides an invisible golf cart.

I've been all over the galaxy, and they have the strangest economic system I've ever seen!

Things get heated at the outing.

God plays golf

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"First our jobs. Now they're coming for our leisure."

Golfing in space.

"Maybe we need different types of clubs for different types of situations."

Golfing Fakir.

Golf on the moon

Football Spaceship

I'll play the streaky red meteor into the blue planet into corner black hole. Fat chance! You haven't made that shot since the dinosaurs were down there!

Spaceman playing golf on the moon

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

A ball's best case scenario.

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.