Stargazing Golfers Gifts

Golfing in space.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

The Masters.

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

The natural selection process in golf.

'Watch this space.'

'No pressure, Louie!!'

At the space-time institute.

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

A sand trap is also called a "bunker." That makes no sense. A "bunker" is usually a place to avoid a disaster, not create one.

Golf

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

Skunk dreaming.