Sky-gazing Golfers Gifts

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

Free Range Golfers

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

The Masters.

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Hole in forty-seven.

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

Skunk dreaming.

"This is how I'd like to remember the Hamptons - with someone's golf Rolex sticking out of the sand."

Louis-Joseph Gay-Lussac: 'The Limoges conference...study the chemical composition of the atmosphere at high altitudes."

A sand trap is also called a "bunker." That makes no sense. A "bunker" is usually a place to avoid a disaster, not create one.

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

Roman Golfer.

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

'And why do you think that people don't take you seriously?'

Mooning Moon

'I'm like a caddy at your beck and call !'

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.