Snowy Golf Lover Gifts

'It wouldn't be so bad to play golf in winter if the balls were just another color.'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Weather today.

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"It covers up all the debt."

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

'I hate snowboarders!'

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'You're away, Doc!'

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

"Global warming. Here it is December, and it feels like July."

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

A man throws a frisbee for huskies pulling a sled

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.

Uninhabital USA.

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

'Your guy looks a little nervous.' 'Yeah,i know. It's the first time he's ever played in front of such a huge gallery.'