Winter Golfer Gifts

'Don't worry - I brought my long tees.'

"I was thinking it might be better if we waited for spring!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

First aid in mountains

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

I guess she had other plans for you.

'I hope you replace your divots.'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

I think you're ace

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Snooker Golf.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

Hockey Season.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Winter Weather.

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Golf with a difference

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"