Holiday Golfer Gifts

Santa Playing Golf.

'Hole in one!!!!'

Putting Practice.

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

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"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

'Don't move.'

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"How'd it happen?

Kringle: The Decca Years

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

"Your kind of course, dad."

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Santa playing golf.

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

A Flag in One

"My handicap? The water, trees, windows, sand...."

Tee for Two

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

'The only good drive I made all morning was the ride back from the stupid golf course.'

'I'll never use that travel agent again!'

CEO practices his golf in the office.

No.3 Par 4. If it goes to the right, it's a slice. If it goes to the left, it's a hook. If it goes straight, it's a miracle. (Published previously on 2/16/2000.)

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

'Darling, I'll be stuck here at the office until quite late.'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

"Will you please go away, can't you see that I'm busy?"

Office carpets,putting green type.