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Santa Playing Golf.

Santa playing golf.

"Hey look! It's one of those coloured balls we use to play in the snow."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'Hole in one!!!!'

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"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Safe Christmas.

The Devil's advocaat.

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

'No cuts in Medicare!'

'If you expect to get this stuff, you need to work on your ground game.'

Xmas

Happy Holidays. Egg Nog. Put a head on that eggnog. That would make it an "egg-noggin"!

Santana Claus

'Hey you take that outside.'

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

"When is it my turn?"

'You sure you've done this before?'

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

Congregation

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

Elf

'Twas the night after Christmas.

Carolling

"I can't help but feel disappointed."

"No more for him, he has to drive."

"I'll take 'Jolly Old Elf' for $600, Alex."

'Mister, I'm an organized labour, and if you don't want to hire me just because I'm no Reindeer, I'll sue you because of discrimination!'

Santa accidentally brings his mail bag instead of his gift bag.