Festive Golfer Prints

Santa playing golf.

"Hey look! It's one of those coloured balls we use to play in the snow."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

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The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Safe Christmas.

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

The Devil's advocaat.

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

'No cuts in Medicare!'

'If you expect to get this stuff, you need to work on your ground game.'

'Hey you take that outside.'

"When is it my turn?"

Santana Claus

Xmas

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

'You sure you've done this before?'

'Twas the night after Christmas.

Congregation

Elf

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

Carolling

"I can't help but feel disappointed."

Santa accidentally brings his mail bag instead of his gift bag.

'Mister, I'm an organized labour, and if you don't want to hire me just because I'm no Reindeer, I'll sue you because of discrimination!'

"I'll take 'Jolly Old Elf' for $600, Alex."

"Sorry Rudolph, this year I'm going with Steve and his sweet disco ball nose."

The Real War On Christmas

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