Festive Gamer Prints

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"When is it my turn?"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Yo ho ho!

Christmas sweater alternatives

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

A Christmas tree self portrait

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

The other days of the year...

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Great Moment in North Pole History

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."