Xmas Gamer Prints

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

Midnight Basketball

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

Game Addiction

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

"Wasn't it follow one star to Bethlehem?"

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

A millipede hanging up his Christmas stockings.

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

"When is it my turn?"

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

"What're you doing for Thanksgiving, little buddy?" "Having a huge party." "It'll be full of turkey, cranberry sauce, wine, eggnog, football, and friends and family who love me dearly." "Oh, good. I was afraid you'd be alone all day playing video games." "'Turkey Slaughter VI' is no ordinary game." "You're coming to my place."

Santa Goes Hybrid.

"So team, it's Easter tomorrow: we need to be up early to find the eggs in the garden before the kids..."

"The media says there's a war on Christmas, and St. Nick isn't in the business of losing wars."

A sporting sort - clubs , hearts, diamonds and spades for medals

'A six!...I'll take your church roof!'

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

"Main floor, aisle six, ladies' scarves. Shopper down."

Santa using reindeer antlers to play snooker

"You know full well you didn't give me what I wanted last year so, this time - sign this promise!"

"'GameBoy: A Memoir of Addiction', by Ronald Markowitz."

'Bloody tedious pursuit'

Playing Football with Rudolfs nose.

"A Santa bot? And you expect kids to believe in you?"

'This? It's just someone who was waiting in the queue with us!'

BINGO HALL: 'Say, isn't that big Ed the trucker?!' 'I was off by one number! Sniff! By one lousy number' 'Now, now, dear! It can happen to the best of men! Have another tissue!'