Festive Gamer Pillows

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"When is it my turn?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Frosting the Snowman

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Yo ho ho!

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Merry Kissmas

A Christmas tree self portrait

The other days of the year...

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

Great Moment in North Pole History

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."