Festive Game Lover Pillows

'Bloody tedious pursuit'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Sweep the board.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Snowman

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Jungle Games

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

Yoyos

Rodney Dangerfield - Spot the Difference

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'Okay, people... The name of the game is Musical Cubicles! The winner gets to be the new district manager! Ready... set... GO!!'

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

A pirate uses his hook on a buzz wire game.

'Steeee-rike three!'

"I spy something blue."

Electronic Abacus

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

Whack A Soul.

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Auto Mechanic Birthdays

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

Christmas Dwarves