Festive Game Lover Pillows

'Bloody tedious pursuit'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Sweep the board.

Snowman

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Jungle Games

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

Yoyos

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Rodney Dangerfield - Spot the Difference

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'Okay, people... The name of the game is Musical Cubicles! The winner gets to be the new district manager! Ready... set... GO!!'

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

"I spy something blue."

Whack A Soul.

'Steeee-rike three!'

Electronic Abacus

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'