Game Lover Pillows

"We always take one piece out."

Modern playground games.

It's just a game vs. get real.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

'Think about it Santoso, if we can just get them to breed, we can play Tic-Tac-Toe all day long!'

Please try again.

Pop Quiz.

'Please put your tray table and seat in their upright and locked position... ooh! Didn't say Simon Sez.'

Jungle Games

'Everything was a game for him.'

Butchers playing draughts with black and white puddings

"The pizza cook is a jigsaw puzzle freak."

Conflict Resolution Centre

"Let's now take a moment to remember those we've lost to dogs and roof gutters."

"Head back? What do you mean, head back?"

'Despite it's dominance at chess, our computer just plain stinks at charades.'

"I specifically heard you say, "Ruby, can you please go out and walk the dog?. . ."

'Is it just me or are things getting easier these days?'

Humiliate the clown till he dunks himself.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Maze life.

'Elephant Tug-a-War.'

'Mr. Jensen expects people to jump when he says jump.'

LAST WHACK-A-MOLE FOR 500 MILES.

Early Darts.

White rook to C4. - '' - 'Black Queen to D6 - check mate.' - '' - 'Gah! Why do I always lose?' - '' -

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Puzzles for the inept.

'If it wasn't for Jim Jones we would have lost today. . . he's the umpire.'

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

Rodney Dangerfield - Spot the Difference

"Why don't we settle this with rock, paper, scissors."

"Elvin Perkins to Square E-5"

Desert Island Game