Game Lover Pillows

"We always take one piece out."

Modern playground games.

'Think about it Santoso, if we can just get them to breed, we can play Tic-Tac-Toe all day long!'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

It's just a game vs. get real.

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

Pop Quiz.

Please try again.

Jungle Games

'Everything was a game for him.'

'Please put your tray table and seat in their upright and locked position... ooh! Didn't say Simon Sez.'

Butchers playing draughts with black and white puddings

Conflict Resolution Centre

Oh, how Grandma loved playing 'Count the Wrinkles'.

'Despite it's dominance at chess, our computer just plain stinks at charades.'

'If it wasn't for Jim Jones we would have lost today. . . he's the umpire.'

"I specifically heard you say, "Ruby, can you please go out and walk the dog?. . ."

Humiliate the clown till he dunks himself.

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

'Elephant Tug-a-War.'

Maze life.

Early Darts.

LAST WHACK-A-MOLE FOR 500 MILES.

Puzzles for the inept.

White rook to C4. - '' - 'Black Queen to D6 - check mate.' - '' - 'Gah! Why do I always lose?' - '' -

Man playing chess from his parked car.

"Head back? What do you mean, head back?"

"Let's now take a moment to remember those we've lost to dogs and roof gutters."

'Is it just me or are things getting easier these days?'

"The pizza cook is a jigsaw puzzle freak."

'Mr. Jensen expects people to jump when he says jump.'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

The Sunday New York Time tic-tac-toe is so tough!

Biology Lab. All the "X" chromosomes are trying to find somebody to play tic-tac-toe with! (Published previously on March 4, 2010).

"Coming ready or not..."