Festive Game Player Pillows

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Classic Emojis for sale.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Safe Christmas.

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

'No cuts in Medicare!'

'If you expect to get this stuff, you need to work on your ground game.'

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

"When is it my turn?"

Xmas

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

'Hey you take that outside.'

Santa playing golf.

Congregation

Elf

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

Mother Cowmas

Carolling

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

"I can't help but feel disappointed."

"I'll take 'Jolly Old Elf' for $600, Alex."

Santa accidentally brings his mail bag instead of his gift bag.

'Mister, I'm an organized labour, and if you don't want to hire me just because I'm no Reindeer, I'll sue you because of discrimination!'

Farmer Pickles Present.

An Organic Christmas

Sacred Snowman burial grounds

Merry Xmas