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Christmas organ

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Frosting the Snowman

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

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The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Bad gifts

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Street Carolers

Safe Christmas.

Santa Metal Claus

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

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Christmas choir

Xmas

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

Santa Playing the Piano

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

Trepak from Nutcracker

Congregation

Carolling

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

'Of course I believe in Santa. Just not a publicly funded one.'

Elf

"The knees are the first to go."

"I can't help but feel disappointed."

"No more for him, he has to drive."

Santa's Helpers

Santa accidentally brings his mail bag instead of his gift bag.

"I think he's trying to pick you up..."