Festive Percussionist Pillows

"I'm afraid all that pa-rum-pum-pum-pum has given you tinnitus."

Marimba

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

I love my Timpani

Jazz is Invented

Frosting the Snowman

"The Just Me Band"

Timpani.

Ginger Baker.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

I love Marimba

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

"The guy's a natural!"

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

Whack a Marimba

Candles on Drum

Levon Helm

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

'No cuts in Medicare!'

The Triangle

Musician hurts his nose.

Cymbal player has a bruised nose from playing his instrument.

I'm leaving the band in order to pursue a solo career.

'I play it to kill time.'

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

Precussionist

Person playing the cymbals.

Santana Claus

An orchestra cymbalist is tempted by a fly.

Percussionist sitting with his cymbals, reading a book entitled 'Big Bang (theory)'.

Salad Bowl Drum