Festive Harmonist Pillows

Nadolig Llawen

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

I'll be Bach for Christmas!

'No cuts in Medicare!'

Santana Claus

Cat on the violin

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

Carolling

"Hope you have got a good retirement plan, old man?"

Congregation

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

"The knees are the first to go."

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'Well done Mellisa. You've made a great spread for the office Christmas party.'

Elf Portrait

'New Year's Eve is definitely a time for reflection...and it's usually my face in the punch bowl.'

Carol Singers

Hark the Herald Angels Sing

Santa Claus Christmas Texting

The Year of the Tigger

'It's just not your lucky night I guess - saaaay, hows about we deal fer what's in the sack big guy?!'

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Operation - Reindeer Games.

"I don't mind Christmas Carols per se. It's Mistress feeling compelled to sing along that annoys me: she can't hold a tune..."

Caroler

Easter chocolate

"Friendsgiving? Sure. What can I bring?"

Christmas organ

Vote Claus.

Chewing on Happy Birthday letters.

"As spokesman for Mary and the whole Joseph family, I've been asked to request you not 'parum pum pum pum' while the baby is sleeping."

On the twelth day of Christmas...

"I'm afraid all that pa-rum-pum-pum-pum has given you tinnitus."

"It's extra for the stand."

'No wine, but tidings of great joy.'