Festive Melody Enthusiast Pillows

'There will be outbreaks of muzak everywhere.'

Christmas Carols

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Yo ho ho!

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Elfis"

Violin family at Christmas

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Street Carolers

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Elf of the Month

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Santa Claus

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

Poinsettia

December Fest

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

'I wrapped it myself !'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

Joey really wanted a Christmas Tree this year...

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

Christmas fairy.

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."