Festive Music Enthusiast Pillows

On the twelth day of Christmas...

"I don't mind Christmas Carols per se. It's Mistress feeling compelled to sing along that annoys me: she can't hold a tune..."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Yo ho ho!

"Elfis"

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Merry Kissmas

Mice playing double bass

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Street Carolers

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Easter Bunny

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Elf of the Month

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

"Go as a witch. Your room hasn't seen a broom in months."

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

Santa Claus

December Fest

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

Poinsettia

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

'I wrapped it myself !'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

Christmas fairy.

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."