Festive Music Enthusiast Gifts

On the twelth day of Christmas...

"I don't mind Christmas Carols per se. It's Mistress feeling compelled to sing along that annoys me: she can't hold a tune..."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Yo ho ho!

"Elfis"

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Mice playing double bass

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Street Carolers

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Easter Bunny

Elf of the Month

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Christmas Dwarves

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

Santa Claus

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

"Go as a witch. Your room hasn't seen a broom in months."

December Fest

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

Poinsettia

'I wrapped it myself !'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"