Festive Tune Lover Pillows

Carol Singers

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Snowman

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Street Carolers

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Ice skating boyfriends

'Christmas, Ms. Sims, is the chink in my armor.'

Can you guess what it is yet?

Balloon ski lift

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"

Christmas choir

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

"How the hell am I supposed to compete with that?"

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

Happy Easter!

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

Santa vs traffic warden...

Has he been smoking dope? Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground?

"You say that you have a ringing in your ears?"

Pantomime auditions - 'He'd be ideal as Buttons.'...'Oh, no he wouldn't.'...'Oh, yes he would!'