Festive Tune Lover Prints

Carol Singers

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Snowman

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Street Carolers

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

Christmas Dwarves

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Ice skating boyfriends

Can you guess what it is yet?

Balloon ski lift

'Christmas, Ms. Sims, is the chink in my armor.'

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

"How the hell am I supposed to compete with that?"

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

Happy Easter!

Has he been smoking dope? Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground?

"You say that you have a ringing in your ears?"

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

Santa vs traffic warden...

Pantomime auditions - 'He'd be ideal as Buttons.'...'Oh, no he wouldn't.'...'Oh, yes he would!'