Festive Music Aficionado Pillows

Christmas Bach at the keyboard

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Yo ho ho!

"Elfis"

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Festive squad

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"The times – They have a changed."

Merry Kissmas

Street Carolers

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

The worlds Longest Rendition of 'Joy To The World'.

Elf of the Month

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Christmas Dwarves

Poinsettia

December Fest

Santa Claus

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

'I wrapped it myself !'

Bela Bartok.

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

Christmas fairy.

Kringle: The Decca Years