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"We should put on some Chrismukkah music"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Bubbly

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Prosecco Peacock

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Cow and Milk

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Reindeer

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"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"Darling, do you remember where I put the insurance policies?"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!