Festive Music Mugs

"We should put on some Chrismukkah music"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Bubbly

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Prosecco Peacock

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Reindeer

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

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"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

Cow and Milk

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Sabrage!

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Dog on a harp

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve