Festive Song Appreciator Pillows

The First Day of Christmas

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Champagne

Bad gifts

Street Carolers

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

Christmas choir

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

Santa Playing the Piano

"Who has been naughty and who has been nice?"

You have to admit, For He's a Jolly Good Fellow is a defense that's pretty hard to deny.

Trepak from Nutcracker

Congregation

Drummers

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

"These masks aren't working. I'm feeling feverish."

'Of course I believe in Santa. Just not a publicly funded one.'

Carolling

"When you said meet me at your workplace, I assumed you had an office!"

"I'm not late! You're early!"

'The Boss has got his Xmas decorations up early this year!'

Santa's Helpers

"It's Ker-chingmaaas!"

Hark the Herald Angels Sing

Ten Lords A-Leaping

"And what would you like for Christmas, little boy!"

'...Santa delivers to Yorkshire first...everybody else has to wait because they're not as good.'

Christmas Joy, Peace and Goodwill.

Carol Singers

On the third day of Christmas...

World's Most Obscure Christmas Songs

"My job is a drag, it's way too much work, the boss isn't jolly, he's just a big jerk."

'Looks good to me, but I'll run it past Bill O'Reilly!'