Festivity Appreciator Pillows

Champagne

Lesbian civil partnership.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Margarita

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Yo ho ho!

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Cake

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

Cheers

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Maypole

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Festive squad

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Elf of the Month

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

"How much longer are you going to be?"

Seventh Birthday

Poinsettia

December Fest

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."