Festivity Appreciator Pillows

Champagne

Lesbian civil partnership.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Margarita

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Yo ho ho!

Cake

Cheers

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Merry Kissmas

Maypole

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Festive squad

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Elf of the Month

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

Seventh Birthday

December Fest

"How much longer are you going to be?"

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."