Festivity Appreciators Pillows

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

Lesbian civil partnership.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Champagne

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Yo ho ho!

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Cake

Cheers

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Maypole

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Festive squad

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

Elf of the Month

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

"How much longer are you going to be?"

Seventh Birthday

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

Poinsettia

December Fest

'Even the Easter Bunny has to make a living the other 364 days a year, you know.'