Festivity Aficionados Pillows

Lesbian civil partnership.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Yo ho ho!

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

Cake

"I say we move on to dessert."

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

Cheers

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Maypole

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Merry Kissmas

Festive squad

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Back to the Holidays

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

Elf of the Month

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

Seventh Birthday

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

'I knew I should have used mistletoe instead of catnip.'