Festivity Lovers Pillows

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Champagne

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Yo ho ho!

Snowman

Cake

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

Cheers

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Festive squad

Merry Kissmas

Maypole

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Elf of the Month

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'