Festivity Lovers Pillows

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Champagne

Yo ho ho!

Snowman

Cake

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Cheers

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Festive squad

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Merry Kissmas

Maypole

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

Elf of the Month

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'