Traditional Festivity Lovers Pillows

'A PENNY? What the devil's THAT?'

Lesbian civil partnership.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Cake

Cheers

Maypole

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Festive squad

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

Shavuot - Like!

Seventh Birthday

'Even the Easter Bunny has to make a living the other 364 days a year, you know.'

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

'Top floor, please.'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

Cat plays the cello

'Are you crazy? -- You can't spam SANTA!'

'To me! Let's party.'

"180 million eggs, please."

Are we nearly there yet?

Turkey Owl