Traditional Feast Lover Pillows

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Stuffing the turkey.

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

You are what you eat

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

"The fire department ruined dinner."

T is for Turkey

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

Thanks And Giving.

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

'Have you checked his books this month?'

"It's steak and chips, it is what the ploughman had for lunch!"

'A wee bowl of porridge can set you up for the day!'

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

Christmas food.

'A PENNY? What the devil's THAT?'

"Thanks Giving."

"I've gained ten pounds!" "Isn't that what the turkey weighed?"

"Nothing for him...he's stuffed."

'Keep carving, there are still a few identifiable parts.'

"Carrying around all that extra white meat isn't good for your health."

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

The lifecycle of thanksgiving leftovers