Lavish Feast Enthusiast Pillows

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Church Basement Foodie

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Stuffing the turkey.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

Holiday Overkill.

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

You are what you eat

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

T is for Turkey

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

"The fire department ruined dinner."

Thanks And Giving.

"We have huge dinners and sometimes run out of food so we need to know what stores will be open on Thanksgiving Day."

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

'Have you checked his books this month?'

Christmas food.

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

"Thanks Giving."

"I've gained ten pounds!" "Isn't that what the turkey weighed?"

"Nothing for him...he's stuffed."

'Keep carving, there are still a few identifiable parts.'

The Life Cycle of Cholent