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Church Basement Foodie

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

Stuffing the turkey.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Oh -- I've got one! If you could have dinner with anyone from history, living or dead, who would you have cater it?"

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

You are what you eat

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

T is for Turkey

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'

Mr. Guppy's entertainment

Thanks And Giving.

I love Ann - I love chip butties

'Have you checked his books this month?'

Christmas food.

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

Turkey is disgruntled as the calendar turns to the Thanksgiving season.

"I always knew that they would get tired of eating grass someday."

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

"I've gained ten pounds!" "Isn't that what the turkey weighed?"