Foodie Feast Fan Pillows

"When I said I didn't mind you having lunch at your desk, I was thinking of a light snack."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Benihana style of cooking.

Kitchen Kapers

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Important Food Groups

The Streets - Night

Burnt or Raw?

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Church Basement Foodie

"Regular service or affected?"

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"Is the garbage fresh?"

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Will work for Food Network.

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

"More croutons, sir?"

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

"I'm right off my quinoa doc."