Festive Feast Enthusiast Pillows

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Post-Turkey Stress Disorder

Remember to put the turkey the right way up!

'Do you have a diet plan that allows me to eat turkey, stuffing, sweet potatoes and pumpkin pie?'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Church Basement Foodie

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

Yo ho ho!

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Stuffing the turkey.

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Roscoe's Great Escape

Elf of the Month

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

December Fest

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

Poinsettia

'I wrapped it myself !'

You are what you eat

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"