Festive Feast Lovers Pillows

'Everyone loves Christmas...except the turkey!'

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Stuffing the turkey.

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

Compulsive Christmas Caterer!

Roscoe's Great Escape

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

"God, I miss the old days!"

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

Christmas Pudding

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

You are what you eat

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

Noah Cappe - Host of Carnival Eats

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

"The fire department ruined dinner."

T is for Turkey

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"Where's Timmy Turkey? He's missing out on a splendid Christmas feast!"

Thanks And Giving.

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

Christmas canape?

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

'...and tell the butcher I want the biggest, fattest Christmas goose...' '...the Health Dept. shut him down.'

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

"I don't want to bust your diet so we're having turkey franks and pumpkin yogurt."