'Everyone loves Christmas...except the turkey!'
Festive Feast Lovers Gifts
Looking for a gift that will delight those passionate about festive feasts? Our fun and charming products capture the joy of celebratory eating, making them ideal for food lovers who enjoy good company and great food during the holidays and special occasions. Add a touch of humor and warmth to their festivities with our unique collection designed for feast fans.
Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.
"How sweet, your hand is trembling."
'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'
"I say we move on to dessert."
The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.
Stuffing the turkey.
'We can always cook it one half at a time.'
'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'
"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"
Compulsive Christmas Caterer!
"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."
Roscoe's Great Escape
'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'
"God, I miss the old days!"
"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."
"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"
'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'
Christmas Pudding
You are what you eat
"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."
T is for Turkey
Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!
"The fire department ruined dinner."
Noah Cappe - Host of Carnival Eats
"Everyone ready for dessert?"
"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."
'Can I get you anything else, sir?'
"Where's Timmy Turkey? He's missing out on a splendid Christmas feast!"
'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'
Thanks And Giving.
Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked
"I don't want to bust your diet so we're having turkey franks and pumpkin yogurt."
'Have you checked his books this month?'
Too full after after Christmas dinner!
Festive Feast Lovers Gifts Collection
Festive Feast Lovers Mugs
Explore more delightful mugs that celebrate the love of festive feasts and cheerful gatherings. Perfect for adding some humor to their breakfast routine.
Festive Feast Lovers Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that bring the joy of festive feasts into their living space. Perfect for making their home as warm and welcoming as their gatherings.
Festive Feast Lovers Prints
Browse our vibrant prints that capture the lively spirit of festive feasts. Ideal for decorating kitchens and dining rooms with a touch of humor and celebration.
Festive Feast Lovers T-Shirts
Check out our fun and festive t-shirts designed for feast lovers! They’re a great way for foodies to wear their passion and add some humor to their wardrobe.