Festive Feast Fanatic Gifts

'Alice, what's the matter now?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

Stuffing the turkey.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Christmas sweater alternatives

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'And that,and that,and that...'

A Christmas tree self portrait

The other days of the year...

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

Great Moment in North Pole History

Compulsive Christmas Caterer!

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

Back to the Holidays

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'