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'Alice, what's the matter now?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

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'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

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"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Stuffing the turkey.

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'And that,and that,and that...'

A Christmas tree self portrait

The other days of the year...

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"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

Back to the Holidays

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'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

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