Festive Feast Lover T-Shirts

A spoiled boy eating dinner.

"Carrying around all that extra white meat isn't good for your health."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

Cake

"I say we move on to dessert."

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Stuffing the turkey.

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Compulsive Christmas Caterer!

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

"God, I miss the old days!"

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

Christmas Pudding

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

Seventh Birthday

You are what you eat

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

Cat plays the cello

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

Are we nearly there yet?

Noah Cappe - Host of Carnival Eats

T is for Turkey