Festive Feast Lover Mugs

A spoiled boy eating dinner.

"Carrying around all that extra white meat isn't good for your health."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

Cake

"I say we move on to dessert."

Stuffing the turkey.

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

Compulsive Christmas Caterer!

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

"God, I miss the old days!"

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

Christmas Pudding

Seventh Birthday

You are what you eat

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

Are we nearly there yet?

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

Cat plays the cello

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

Noah Cappe - Host of Carnival Eats

T is for Turkey