Festive Feast Fanatic Mugs

'Alice, what's the matter now?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

Christmas sweater alternatives

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Stuffing the turkey.

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'And that,and that,and that...'

A Christmas tree self portrait

The other days of the year...

Great Moment in North Pole History

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

Back to the Holidays

Compulsive Christmas Caterer!

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Bath Christmas Market