Feast Fanatic Mugs

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

Thanks and Giving

'It better be good - we only eat once a month.'

Suicide by overeating.

Grateful for the previous four days of gifts, on the fifth day of Christmas, Wesley's true love cooked for him.

Hungry Creature

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

"Separate checks, please."

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

Prize vegetables.

Glastonbury. After.

Mardi Gras

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Southwark Fair.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'